Top bipolar blogs

Why do they give awards for these? Best ten blogs as per some site that sells advertising. I sound down on advertising as I don't have any because no one looks at my blog. Waa Waa Waa.

I have just as many suicide attempts, sessions of ect, well probably not as many as some, and go through as much Hell as anyone. Oh, and I use fewer commas.

Check out my blog. Oh, wait a sec, this is my blog.

Into the shower for appointment with new client. Aha, how do YOU spell "income?"